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View ArticleThis Website is Under Construction!
Please bear with me as I aggregate all my schtuff onto this heah WordPress site! My articles are on the right, and I’ll be adding links, etc, in the next few days. Oh dear God the excitement! Yes.
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Rob Mayor Found Guilty of Conflict of Interest, or; The Shambling Mass of...
This is a sculpture of Rob Ford, made out of butter. Yes, butter. Ironic thing is, Ford’s actual fat content is higher than the statue. Let’s get one thing straight: I never liked “Mayor” Rob Ford. I...
View Article“Peanut Butter Teddy Bear Kisses”– Part Two
Fifteen minutes later and all of Strom’s coffee is gone, goddamnit. He’s thinking of ordering Mannering to find a Caffeine-Plus drive-thru but they’re almost at the mission’s location. Caffeine-Plus...
View Article“Peanut Butter Teddy Bear Kisses”– Part Three
“Knocking on the front door is a good start,” he tells his wide-eyed partner. Strom motions Mannering to get the hell out of the van and follow him. The house itself doesn’t stand out from the...
View Article“Peanut Butter Teddy Bear Kisses”– Part Four
A high-pitched voice comes from the back of the living room. Strom can’t see what the hell it is but he’s guessing Mannering can because all of a sudden his partner is turning to flee, his skin...
View ArticleA DEVO-Inspired Song o’ Love!
“Pull Me” I want to hold you, I want to kiss you, I want to know you, But you don’t know me. Girl, I pursue you, Attracted to you, Distracted by you, My soul isn’t free. Well, here I go again. Back...
View ArticleHow To Make a Home-Made Nuclear Reactor
Materials you’ll need: Scissors, Glue, Tinfoil, Pencils (@ 75 – 100), Home Smoke Alarms (@ 3,279), Play-Doh ™ brand play-dough, One (1) Lead Vest “borrowed” from a hospital’s X-Ray unit or your...
View ArticleAn Encyclopedia Dramatica Article
I recently wrote an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica about a gamer whom deceived the twitch.tv community: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ZilianOP I aim to write more crap content for ED because...
View ArticleAn Open & Honest Letter to Primus Canada
Dear Primus Canada, In the recent past I ordered a high-speed Internet line, ostensibly provided by you Primus Canada, to be installed in my abode. And installed it was, with no fuss or muss. A...
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